Monday, December 9, 2013

Ale, Beer, Mead, Foul Spirits, Ginger Ale and Wine…

Wine… Seeing this offering my brain starts spinning… A taste of wine might turn to ready adventure… Is this the clue I have been searching for?  But, why here? Why now?  Countless times have I sat before this same bald and bearded bartender, wearing the same DG monogrammed tunic, pointing to the same “2 DRINK MINIMUM” sign, under the same green dragon head, advertising the same “DRAGONS GROG”, and whispering the same old gossip, but this is the first time he has offered Wine…

This powerful being who disguises himself as a lowly tavern keeper, is he toying with me?  Am I nothing but a passing diversion?  A plaything for his amusement?  

But wait!  Mayhap there is purpose in his designs… perhaps I am being tested… Yes! That must be it!  A test!  I was unable to pass into this portal until I had defeated the Guardian Statue!  Is he merely doing his part in ensuring my survival and success… a benign benefactor as opposed to a terrible trickster?  Oh, magnificent and most marvelous master of mixed mojitos!  Have I passed your test?  Am I ready to go forth and conquer?

With renewed vigor I sit at the bar and request a glass of Wine…

With a wink and a nod, this delightful dispenser of delicious drinks directs me to the door behind the bar and says, “You deserve the good stuff.  Go down to the cellar and pick out a bottle.”

With great anticipation I head down the stairs, and as the door closes behind me I vocalize the thoughts that spring to mind, “Dang!  It’s dark down here!”


“Does anyone have a torch?  Anyone?  Bueller… Bueller…”

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